You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You've spent $500.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You sold 300 junk items.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You befriended your father.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
